You Wanna See Me Nude? The Series

Ordinary Naked Life


I know the word nude can send a conversation somewhere I never intended it to go.

I mention being naked, and suddenly folding towels sounds like a suspicious activity.

These three essays start with that assumption, follow me through an ordinary day without clothes, and return to my first visit to a nudist park. I arrived fully dressed. What happened next was my decision.

1. You Wanna See Me Nude?

Fine. But I’m Not Sucking in My Stomach.

I start with the question that gets attention. Then comes the body I actually have, without preparing it for somebody else’s approval.

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2. The Things I Do When I’m Naked

You were expecting something more exciting than laundry.

I hunt for my glasses, nearly burn breakfast, clean a mirror, and rescue a sock from a fitted sheet. My clothes are off. The chores still need doing.

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3. Clothing Optional: Taking It All Off or Leaving It On?

Your body does not stop being yours just because someone else has opinions about it.

I arrive at a nudist park with my clothes on and my brain working overtime. Nobody rushes me. Then a few people invite me into the hot tub.

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